
Anyway, I thought nothing of it and kept walking. I wasn't doing anything wrong. Then they did it again and I look over and they're beckoning me to come over to the car. I walk over and there were two cops. The conversation that ensued between the cop in the passenger seat and I can be seen after the jump.
Cop: "Hey, how much you pay for that phone?"
Me: "I dunno, like $150 or something maybe?"
Cop: "Yeah? Well, you like that phone?"
Me: "It's alright I suppose."
Cop: "Well if you like that phone you better keep it away. You know why? Ya gonna get robbed!"
Me: "Um.. oh?"
Cop: "This isn't like Manhattan where you go walking around with that stuff. You know how they rob you?"
Me: "Uh, how?"
Cop: "At gunpoint!!!!!!!1"
At this point, I'd like to add, I begin to notice that the other cop in the car was smirking. In fact, I'd say he was trying not to laugh.
Me: "Oh, well.. I walk through here twice a day and never really thought.."
Cop: "Like I said this isn't safe like Manhattan. Where you live?"
Me: "Right around the corner."
Cop: "Yeah? You ever see anything that shouldn't be going on?"
Me: "Hmm.. not really.."
At this point in the conversation I realized I should have told him about how people always honk their horns at obnoxious hours and don't pick up dog crap from the sidewalk.
Cop: "Alright keep your phone put away."
Me: "Ok. Goodnight."
Through this entire conversation, the other cop was trying not to laugh. Again, I've lived in this neighborhood for over a year now, and although some may think it looks seedy, I've never seen anything bad go on or heard of anything happening. I'm pretty sure I was a subject of bored police and/or reverse-racial profiling as the only white kid walking around the neighborhood after dark. It's not a bad neighborhood and I wish those cops spent their time in a more productive way, like fining people who let their dogs shit all over the sidewalk.
1 comment:
what a waste of your time. nothing like cops TRYING to put unnecessary fear into people. what jerks. good luck with your stellar police dept.
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