Post party note

Big thanks to everyone who came to the party last night. It was quite a success, as just about everything was eaten which means my father will have the good fortune of not being forced to eat beef sandwiches for the next three weeks.

So I think about three people walked into the door, and Andy put an end to his mortal enemy at last.

A lot of people assumed it was a graduation party, but it really wasn't. That's cool though, because I got some cards. I got a particularly lovely card from my grandmother congratulating me on graduating... but from high school, not grad school. There was twenty bucks in it, so that's cool anyway.

New York F'n City

Today I saw the following:

-a fake mustache on a street sign pole
-Hot Fuzz
-some heroes of mine aka Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Edgar Wright

I am enraged at YOU, Boston

I read the Boston Globe at lunch today, and I'm not too happy about all this hoopla about the Lite Brite Mooninites mistaken for bombs. Probably the thing that pisses me off the most is the fact that the news keeps reporting this as a 'hoax.' A hoax is something done with the INTENT to deceive. If they intended on deceiving people into thinking there were bombs all over, then it would be a hoax, and then all the people running the city of Boston could be justified in called everyone involved 'irresponsible.'

I'm sure there will be more ranting to come when I'm out of work and have more time to think and type about it, and mainly how the thing that scares me is the potential threat to freedom of speech rights.

On the upside of this, I did see a front page today with pictures of the Aqua Teens with the headline "Wad A Joke!"

REALLY weird dream

Last night I dreamt that I bought The Da Vinci Code on DVD. Then I was really pissed, because I realized I had bought The Da Vinci Code.

Merry Melodies

Here's a little tune that I like to sing to myself whenever life gets me down to remind me that it really ain't all that bad:

You think your life is difficult
Well mine's a little bit harder
You see
I've got this problem
My girlfriend is a vampire
Blond hair
Brown eyes
Thin waist
My prize
She sleeps during the day
When I'm not exactly tired
It ain't much fun in a coffin
My girlfriend is a vampire
Sucks blood
Likes bats
Big fangs
My love
You can't taker out in the sun
You can't take a picture of her
Her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf
My girlfriend is a vampire

The Olympics

I enjoy watching them, but curling? What the hell is up with that? Were they desperate to get another sport for people to compete in? You might as well add bowling to the Olympics (nothing against bowling, of course).