Today I saw a ferocious Civil War Beard. Not only did this guy have a Civil War Beard, but he had a goatee, too. Those of you familiar with the concept of a CWB are probably thinking, "Wait.. that's impossible!" Nope.This guy's Civil War Beard cut up across his cheeks, instead of at the jowels like your run of the mill CWB. This allowed him to have some extra room to spare on his face to grow the goatee.
In addition, he had bright red hair. As a result, he wasn't just any Civil War lookin' guy, but he was a pissed off drunken Irish Civil War guy who had a goatee along with his traditional beard. With these powers combined, I saw a pretty original Civil War Beard today across the street from good ol' Joe's Pizza.
