Here's a little tune that I like to sing to myself whenever life gets me down to remind me that it really ain't all that bad:
You think your life is difficult
Well mine's a little bit harder
You see
I've got this problem
My girlfriend is a vampire
Blond hair
Brown eyes
Thin waist
My prize
She sleeps during the day
When I'm not exactly tired
It ain't much fun in a coffin
My girlfriend is a vampire
Sucks blood
Likes bats
Big fangs
My love
You can't taker out in the sun
You can't take a picture of her
Her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf
My girlfriend is a vampire
