REALLY weird dream

Last night I dreamt that I bought The Da Vinci Code on DVD. Then I was really pissed, because I realized I had bought The Da Vinci Code.

Merry Melodies

Here's a little tune that I like to sing to myself whenever life gets me down to remind me that it really ain't all that bad:

You think your life is difficult
Well mine's a little bit harder
You see
I've got this problem
My girlfriend is a vampire
Blond hair
Brown eyes
Thin waist
My prize
She sleeps during the day
When I'm not exactly tired
It ain't much fun in a coffin
My girlfriend is a vampire
Sucks blood
Likes bats
Big fangs
My love
You can't taker out in the sun
You can't take a picture of her
Her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf
My girlfriend is a vampire

The Olympics

I enjoy watching them, but curling? What the hell is up with that? Were they desperate to get another sport for people to compete in? You might as well add bowling to the Olympics (nothing against bowling, of course).

A friendly reminder...

NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE!!!

UPDATE: Nick Sprague is a Communist

When going to The Apartment tonight, I was disappointed to find out that Nick Sprague had already came and left this momentous occasion. Having been looking towards this epic debate, I immediately called him up. He replied by saying, "I'm scared of you, Brandon." Regardless, I pushed him into admitting why he preferred The Phantom Menace among the other prequels. In a nutshell, he found the lightsaber fight at the end of The Phantom Menace* to be the most exciting event, and I pointed out that a scene does not make an entire movie good. After some conversing, he admitted he was wrong. While it would appear his preference leans towars The Phantom Menace, I made him realize that it was the inferior film.

*While I do enjoy the action in Revenge of the Sith, I may be inclined to agree that Qui-Gon & Obi-Wan v. Darth Maul may be the best lightsaber fight of the series. However, I have yet to watch all of the fights in the vicinity of each other to properly compare them.

Nick Sprague is a Communist

CAN YOU TRUST THIS MAN?

Look at Nick Sprague up there. What a creep. Can you trust a creep like that? I could, but not completely. Then you find out he claims that The Phantom Menace is the best of the Star Wars prequels. Can I still trust him? Certainly not any farther than I can throw him!

That is why I plan on crushing him with my New Powers in the Saturday Night Debate Special tonight. Somebody needs to give him some humility before we take formerly good movie recommendations like The Way of the Gun and have him use his Phantom Menace Mind Trickery to make us end up watching movies that are much like The Phantom Menace: foolish movies that pander towards children. Do you want to live in a world where you have people like Nick Sprague telling you to watch movies like Baby's Day Out or 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up? I think not!